Bruno teaches Manchester United football

Absolute masterclass from the Portugese midfield magician. After a cagey first half, United were struggling to make good moves in the final third.

Second half turned out to be a very exciting prospect. Why on earth can’t Martial be human? Merciless footwork from an impossible angle to score. 9 out of 10 strikers don’t even stand a chance there, would only look to find another player in the box. Bruno behind Martial is exactly what we need.

Unfortunate Rashford has a long lay off, imagine Bruno feeding Martial and Rashford. That would be sumptuous. Really happy today, after a long while.